Voi hyvän tähen.
You are 52% American!
You have 104 proof blood
You’re really on the fence. Maybe you have dual citizenship. Maybe your love for your ancestral homeland commingles with your love for America. Maybe you love America, but you took the fall when things got rough. Maybe you’re just struggling to balance the American dream with the crushing weight of capitalist society. It’s not really any of our business.
Some other on-the-fencers: Oliver North, Yakov Smirnoff, Jefferson Davis, Robert Oppenheimer, Alan Ginsberg, Mare Winningham, and Jane Fonda.
